SONG 20 : A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BOOT

I’m so lonely, I’m a boot, on my own, in the morning, in a cupboard
I’m so lonely, I’m a boot, with no friends, in the morning, in a cupboard
 
But then I suddenly heard those footsteps
They were the coming down the hall
It was Adam, coming for me
It was Adam, with stinky feet
It was Adam, we’re going out for a walk
Will it be muddy or will it be dry
 
Splish, splash, slish, splash, you can guess
Splish, splash, splish, splash, what a mess
Nice clean leather, all covered in grime
Its such a shame, its an underfoot crime
 
We’re inside! And I’ve been set free.
We’re inside! I’m with some new friends.
Its the pink shoes set my heart racing
It’s a love match that will never end.
 
Splish, splash, splish, splash, you can guess
Splish, splash, splish, splash, what a mess
From the playgroup were off to the museum
They’ve got boots on show, I can’t wait to see em
 
They were Henry the VIIs, they made me so jealous
I’d like to be thigh high camel hide boots
I’d wear a long purple robe to woo my queen
And I’d play football to let off steam
 
Splish, splash, splish, splash, you can guess
Splish, splash, splish, splash, what a mess
 
We’re in the garden,
Where Rosie aged 8 and a half, died yesterday
She lived with a tortoise called Bernade
Now he’s sat in that garden alone
 
Splish, splash, splish, splash, time to go home
Splish, splash, splish, splash, no more to roam
Enough adventures, my sole is so weary
It’s time to hang up my boots
Hang up my boots
 

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